Thursday, February 16, 2017

Blog Tour ~ His Fake Alien Fiancee by Patricia Eimer

His Fake Alien Fiancee

by Patricia Eimer
Out of this World #2
Publication Date: February 6, 2017
Genres: Adult, Entangled: Select Otherworld, Standalone,  Sci-Fi, Romance, Funny, Fake Relationship


SYNOPSIS: Princess Perripraxis not only has to find a fiancé—and fast—she’s got to find one who doesn’t mind that her “no makeup” face has green and purple scales. Otherwise, Daddy Dearest has plans that don’t include Perri’s compliance. Candidate Number One: Her sexy human best friend, Brandt.
Bartender Brandt Turner didn’t need all those years in the army to teach him never to leave a man behind. Or an alien princess in need of a pretend fiancé. If she needs someone to play the lovesick fool to convince her dad to let her stay on Earth, well then, he’ll let the world think Cupid finally took him out.
But Perri’s father has no intention of playing nice—and he’s not above cruel and unusual alien torture to make things go his way. But Brandt is willing to complete the mission…however far he has to go.


Funny and sweet out of this world rom-com!
This is the second in the series and, shockingly, I love Perri and Brandt even more than Mattias and Corri. (Shh, don’t tell them – I still love them too!) It’s hard not to love these characters when they are so fun, open and plagued by over the top issues. There’s a new alien in town and things will never be the same…
“Today was day ninety-four of mornings she’d eventually need therapy for.”
Perri is sweet and loyal, the girl next door who rolls with all the new human-ness she is embracing. There is child-like innocence, and hilarity, when she stumbles over the basics we take for granted. There are foibles and strange routines that are so commonplace that looking at them through a completely unaware set of eyes is funny even as it gently pokes fun at our idiosyncrasies. Like her sister, she was woefully unprepared…
“…their Capridocian tutor Garibaldis had been talking out of his a**.”
As Perri embraces her new life, the last thing she wants is to go back home. Reaching out to her new best friend, Brandt was her only hope…
Brandt… Where do I start with this gentle man with a warrior spirit? He knows his track record with women wasn’t exactly stellar (commitment-phobic much?) but he is completely enamored with his new bestie and would do anything to help her… He is sweet and supportive and all kinds of sexy as he plays a role that comes way too naturally for it not to be real…
“Brandt didn’t need anyone else pointing him down the road to temptation. He already knew all the shortcuts.”
This was a rollicking good time from start to finish as inter-galactic relations meet Lucille Ball meet Prince Charming. It was pop culture meets romance with a huge dose of hilarity for spice. With a romantic couple that made me laugh and cheer on, I hope Perri and Corri have more relatives coming for a visit!
Made me laugh out loud:
“If the woman didn’t want to tell you why she wasn’t fine, you backed you’re a** right up and tried not to make any sudden movements.”


Patricia Eimer is a suburban mom who has days where she feels like she’s barely hanging on. She currently lives in eastern Pennsylvania with her two wonderful kids and a husband that learned the gourmet art of frozen pizzas to give her more time to write. When she’s not writing—or shuttling her children to a hundred different places a day– she can be found trying to cook (and sometimes blowing up hard boiled eggs), reading and arguing with her dogs about plot points. Most days the Beagle wins but the Dalmatian is in close second and her mastiff puppy is making a break for the inside. Patricia meanwhile is a longshot fourth.
When she’s not writing she can be found on Facebook, at her website ( or blogging about her attempts at cooking and her complete inability to craft as a contributor to the Suburban Flail Blog ( She is also a connoseiur of really bad science jokes.


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