Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Lynzi's Review ~ #MomFail Anthology

#MomFail: 24 Authors & 24 Mom-Coms#MomFail: 24 Authors & 24 Mom-Coms by A.M. Willard
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

☆☆☆☆☆, Lynzi

"For the Moms with stains on their clothes, puke in their hair, and love in their hearts...this one is for you."

With a dedication like that, what mom wouldn't WANT to read this? Of course with this being an anthology, I'm gonna do my review a little different. I will post a little something about each story. I honestly can't wait to see what these mom's have to say. I can't wait to see, if they are just as much of a hot mess as I am. :)

Watch Me Tip- I hate to say, something along these lines has happened to me too. It was definitely funny, not at the time of course. Lol

Okayest Mom Ever- Pahahaha!! All of that was just awesome!

What's That Smell?- I've never had to fly, much less with a baby, so I don't know how this would be. But oh man was it one stinky situation.

Afternoon Delight- "Miles...I am your father!" Kmsl!! Oh my goodness, I would of died!!

Return Policy- Oh my holy hell!!
"the return policy was unclear in regards to toddlers.” I just couldn't with this one.

The Professor and the Doofus- I love hearing the stories of the Professor and his antics. I can always count on him and his mother to make me laugh.

A Day in My Chaotic Life- Holy hell that was crazy! I probably would of wanted to smoke a joint for the first time, if that was my life.

I Win- hahaha! "Nobody died, right?"

Battery Operated- "I was going to hell...with my sister...on the short bus without wine." Oh my word!!! Super funny when it's others, but absolute hell when it's you.

Your Mom Does What?- "My kids never come out the way I sent them in- runway models at seven in the morning, escaped convicts by three." So fricking funny!

Want a Hug?- Every parents worst fear. At least I know it's one of mine. Haha

Rock Bottom- "For years, I gave it my all, but I've long since waved a white flag surrendering to the fact that a perfect mother is the equivalent of finding a unicorn." A-FRICKING-MEN! This one had tears rolling down my face because I was laughing so hard.

Sugar, Honey, & Iced Tea- I think I found my new favorite thing to say. And I won't have to feel bad about it either. ;)

Sex Weeks- Those six weeks were the longest. In all honesty I wouldn't know, because I didn't wait. Lol Just like I don't know what it's like to be a step-mom. But Lord was that pure craziness.

Road Trip- Oh-my-lanta! Not only #MomFail #TechnologyFail

How Spoiled is Rotten?- Awe...super sweet and super true. As long as your children know you love them, it doesn't matter how many times you mess up.

#ThrowbackThursday- Ok, well now I want more. I want to know what happens next. Where did things go? Did they go anywheres? And total props for the LuLaRoe, I love them! And I want to be this mom, I thought she was cool! Haha

Sweary Mom- Holy fudging crap!!! That was funny as H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!!!

Disconnected- "We need to celebrate the chaos, not let it take us over." And a whole bunch of chaos in one darn day. Lol

Seven's a Crowd- Well OK then. I would of lost my mind!

Just Another Day at the Park- Just saying...OH H-E-L-L NAH!!! I would beat me a kid.

Flight to Hell- KMFSL!! OH MY GOODNESS!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! Wait, I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh. Oh wait, yeah I did. Even though it was horrible and I probably would of killed someone, it was still fricking hilarious!

Winging It- This!!! This is my life. Except no boys, and the husband is home.

I laughed, I cried because I was laughing so much, I cringed, and I felt bad, but above all, I felt relief. I am so glad I'm not the only one who loses my shiznit daily. Who raises her voice. Who wants to both beat and love on her kids. And who wouldn't trade it or the little terrorists we call our kids, in for anything. Our love for the little buggers far out weigh the bad. Thank goodness for that! As a mother of four girls, I don't know how I do it some days, but we make do.

This is definitely a book to make the mama's feel better. To make them laugh and realize, they are not alone.

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